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Unintenional Innuendoes!
So I went camping, and we had some hot dogs for dinner. Very hot, very juicy hot dogs. You can all imagine where that went. -
Unintenional Innuendoes!
So a friend of mine and I were talking about a certain member of the forums earlier (you know who you are, you sexy bastard), and this is what I said: "But hey, ya gotta love [him] as he comes" And that is made all the more funnier, because we had just moved on from a conversation about orgies. -
Unintenional Innuendoes!
My boyfriend kept messing around with my cat, Pickles. So of course I said: "Stop dicking around with my pussy!" Yes that was unintentional, I swear. o_O -
Unintenional Innuendoes!
^If you want typos, here's a couple of mine: "The incest was so thick, you could almost cut it with a knife." Meant to be incense. "He looked to the cock on the wall." Supposed to be clock. And somehow, just knowing that was from a story about gay boys makes it all that much more funny. XD -
Unintenional Innuendoes!
From Paula's Party on the Food Network: Paula's cooking with a fire fighter and they were rolling out dough and she said "now you're gonna have to tell me what six inches is, because I have been told so many times in so many circumstances that I just dunno anymore!" -
Unintenional Innuendoes!
^A lot of things Arylett says are unintenional innuendoes XD -
Unintenional Innuendoes!
Iron Chef quotes~ "I can really feel the impact in my mouth!" "Ah, he's stuffing them in the sacks." "When I mentioned I was preparing this, the chairman looked more than a little surprised!" "Take it, big fella!" Plus all the random very sexual-sounding moans that damn woman makes! EDIT: This...